Me : I'm a wizard.
Friend : Then prove it.
Me : I can't, no magic outside hogwarts.
odair: HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT
knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
I love a person with a sense of humor.
ayeeitsvannnnn: Someone with a sense of humor is automatically attractive to me. Don’t be someone that takes everything so freaking serious. You’re automatically unattractive to me if you take EVERYTHING serious and can’t take a joke. If you can take a joke and has a sense of humor, then I can get along with you easily. I mean like, sure, take some things serious, but not everything. At least...
braydaaan: if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras
nippled: nippled: *throws flower petals at you* be my friend
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss