• Me : I'm a wizard.
• Friend : Then prove it.
• Me : I can't, no magic outside hogwarts.

odair:

HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT

(via kanyed)

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

(via kanyed)

ayeeitsvannnnn:

Someone with a sense of humor is automatically attractive to me. Don’t be someone that takes everything so freaking serious. You’re automatically unattractive to me if you take EVERYTHING serious and can’t take a joke. If you can take a joke and has a sense of humor, then I can get along with you easily. I mean like, sure, take some things serious, but not everything. At least joke around once in a while and have some fun.  

(via jazethasaurus)